Breaking News from Jangle at channel 25 North Pole news....
HEALTH BULLETIN FROM THE NORTH POLE It is my most unfortunate duty to inform every elf being sent out on their missions this holiday season that there has been a particularly bad infestation of humbugs this year. As we all know, elves are particularly vulnerable to humbugs due to their composition of 65% pure joy. In order to ensure the safety and health of all elves, we would like to recommend that all elves bring with them a minimum 2-month supply of Humbug Repellent (also marketed as Hug Spray, Frownicide, and Holiday Spray.) Other products, including soaps, and powders are also now available. Liberal use of the above-mentioned repellents will help you to protect yourself from humbugs as well as ill-wishers, which are luckily far less common, but equally destructive. You can obtain a bottle at the North Pole Elf Standard Issue Office. Thank you, and be merry.
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